Ramayana According To A NRN Kid [Updated on 2009-08-19]
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The article below has been reproduced exactly the way it was sent to us by the contributor. No editing of any nature has been done so as to keep the authenticity of the writer's experience in his/her own words intact.(except for spelling corrections for obvious reasons) --- Editor (www.fursad.com)
Some time forwarded emails can be fun! We got this email from a friend, Hope you will enjoy it.
A young second generation Nepali in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it...
"So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something.... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.... he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really man...they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine.
But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys... Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...
So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood.... Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest... and anyways... it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so
they, like, decided to smoke and shit... and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks.... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., thatwas the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."
AHAHAH soo this shittt is soo likee totally awesome AHAHA
By: Rainboweyes | [2010-05-02 11:42:53]
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watta nut crackin pile of ***** imagination bruv!!
but ill have to tell ya this shit is good.. real good!!
thou the ***** explanation was a big ***** pain in the ass to understand, but it still is the koolest shit expalnation ive ever read mate... who ever gives a shit about what the real thing is, as long as its fun the matter can go the ***** hell outta the window!!!!
By: maddux | [2010-02-08 11:17:00]
wow...this is great......
By: sandeep | [2009-12-20 07:55:14]
wow..awesome....ridiculously funny.....whichever way and in whatever language you interpret the story,,the logic and the meaning remains the same...well done...peace..
By: deepa | [2009-12-06 06:55:34]
cool...like...really awesome !!!
By: sayuj | [2009-12-01 11:22:59]
damn cool man ...after lotta time ..me laughing here man...dammi dammi......aru ko ni banau na bhai yest yesto..dammi
By: d | [2009-11-23 07:54:02]
f**k.....its a damned cool....keep goin m....fckr.....
i do really respect our culture n our religion....butt its kinda fuuuun......yo big kok...su.. "Critics"...........
By: Roshan Holland | [2009-10-01 09:53:33]
wow dude u r nt less than ram dude. gr8 job keep it up. like to hear so more from u .........
By: sapna | [2009-09-19 10:54:51]
By: nabaraj | [2009-09-18 12:56:39]
COOL.............
lyk that..........
By: cheer up | [2009-09-10 05:12:47]
tooo cool man.u did a gr8 job
By: asis | [2009-09-08 13:06:51]
Kudos to the writer.
Great read................ wa'ever !!!!
i believe people should have the right to interpret and accept religion the way the want to i.e. if we do not want chaos on our hands.
So, just keep it cool n' if u don't like it, don't even click on the link!
By: SAM | [2009-09-07 05:24:22]
Fck man. That was fcking awsome. Gotta give that Dickhead a trophy.
By: Shadow | [2009-09-06 10:52:11]
I can see some faggots pissed about such an awesome article. Religion is as it is, people interpret it in different ways and some can be as lovely as this, so eat you own shit braws and don't force it on someone else. Just grow up.
Thumbs up to the story teller. He at least knows what it is all about.
By: El Cid | [2009-08-26 18:18:54]
Well, it so shame to reade this in Fursad.... I feel someone is making fun out of our religion.... At the same time..if the mother is asking her elder son to explain the importance of Diwali & the religion....Guys, there is no doubt this article is funny but the same time please do not make fun out of urself & religion that u follow.
By: Shiva | [2009-08-26 05:12:47]
great job dude..... kudos keep it up
By: zohrga | [2009-08-24 09:32:14]
Nice
By: Ish | [2009-08-23 10:09:46]
nice one!! funny
By: rosh | [2009-08-22 10:06:59]
Piece of crap!!! I don't believe people actually posted this crap in Fursad.com!! Fursad starting to get suckier day by day!!
While teaching, either he used to draw some picture or used to play with his fingers and instantly for that, he used to get two three slap. ...
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My fresh and young blood was just being ready to do something, my semi-mature mind was about to explore some creativity. I was just being ready to feel and observe this world but alas! Death got victory over me,...
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...but a minute later when she came back to where the sack of rice was, it was gone. Devastated and thinking only of her hungry children, she committed suicide... ...
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explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it....jpg)
kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine..jpg)
AHAHAH soo this shittt is soo likee totally awesome AHAHA 
!!
watta nut crackin pile of ***** imagination bruv!!
but ill have to tell ya this shit is good.. real good!!
thou the ***** explanation was a big ***** pain in the ass to understand, but it still is the koolest shit expalnation ive ever read mate... who ever gives a shit about what the real thing is, as long as its fun the matter can go the ***** hell outta the window!!!! 
cool...like...really awesome !!! 
Fursad starting to get suckier day by day!! 
